it stops the bees

Me: Ugh, why isn't my pizza done yet?

Mom: It's been in for three minutes. Just wait.

Me: I DID MY WAITING!

Mom: Oh, god, not again.

Me: TWELVE YEARS OF IT!

Mom: Every time.

Me: IN AZKABAN!

♥ 24327
→ 04 Jun 12 at 7 pm redbobes:

#Emergency Program One means I’m facing an enemy that should never get their hands on this machine. So this is what you should do: let the TARDIS die. Just let this old box gather dust. No one can open it. No one will even notice it. Let it become a strange little thing standing on a street corner and over the years the world will move on and the box will be buried. And if you want to remember me then you can do one thing. That’s all. One thing. Have a good life. Do that for me Rose. Have a fantastic life.

(via dani-isnotonfire)

redbobes:

#Emergency Program One means I’m facing an enemy that should never get their hands on this machine. So this is what you should do: let the TARDIS die. Just let this old box gather dust. No one can open it. No one will even notice it. Let it become a strange little thing standing on a street corner and over the years the world will move on and the box will be buried. And if you want to remember me then you can do one thing. That’s all. One thing. Have a good life. Do that for me Rose. Have a fantastic life.

♥ 158
→ 04 Jun 12 at 7 pm phil-danger-striker:

phil falling in dan’s new video

IT’S ON MY DASHBOARD AGAIN!!!!
(Source: charnthony, via samwasalmostthegirlonfire)

♥ 1731
→ 04 Jun 12 at 7 pm (Source: 9gag, via misswtfudge)

♥ 40253
→ 04 Jun 12 at 7 pm

me: why am i single

me: i am FUNNY

me: AND NICE

me: WHAT ELSE DO U NEED

comes in contact with mirror

me: oh

♥ 23039
→ 04 Jun 12 at 7 pm

I just don’t understand why it isn’t socially acceptable to stay in bed all day long and watch lame romantic comedies and drink coffee and read books in your underwear. Whoever established all these “get a job, be successful” conventions really needs a serious beating. I didn’t sign the terms and conditions for this shit.

(Source: jayygatsby, via misswtfudge)

♥ 50695
→ 04 Jun 12 at 7 pm

CRUSHES ARE STUPID AND LIKING PEOPLE IS STUPID AND FEELINGS ARE STUPID

(via misswtfudge)

♥ 5044
→ 04 Jun 12 at 7 pm (via b-bblegum)

♥ 279
→ 04 Jun 12 at 7 pm

(via danistheflameprince)

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→ 04 Jun 12 at 7 pm

aushin:

samuelcharlesreubenlee:

ultimatumm:

roughness:

pantere:

I’VE REBLOGGED THIS 4 TIMES AND I’LL REBLOG IT AGAIN THIS IS TALENT

converted this to mp3 … welcome to itunes

holy fuck wow I’m speechless that’s so beautiful

This was fucking amazing!

If my kids aren’t this talented, I’m sending them back.

(Source: thedailywhat, via d0nt-fall-asleep-at-the-helm)

♥ 1552
→ 04 Jun 12 at 7 pm

white girl in scary movie: trips

me: congratulations you fucker you managed to trip on plain ground and now you're going to die

♥ 61170
→ 04 Jun 12 at 7 pm (Source: sofapizza, via l0st-to-my-thoughts)

♥ 204
→ 04 Jun 12 at 7 pm (via allwaswellindistrict12)

♥ 158
→ 04 Jun 12 at 7 pm
phil falling in dan’s new video

(Source: charnthony, via lifeasanangelscondom)

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→ 04 Jun 12 at 7 pm

reblog if you love one of these bands

allmaineatsix:

(via teamjjforever)